-

The Moon is in Scorpio until tonight at 11:00 PM EDT. Roll your eyeballs 'up' and all of the little black rectangles will take you back to your Sun Sign's main landing page. Roll your eyeballs 'down' and you will see the Astro-Memes (important stuff) we are dealing with today.

Since today is a 'party day' being St. Patrick's Day and all, I'm glad that we will experience a sextile and a trine to the Moon in the midst of the sourpuss disposition of the Sun square Saturn. This sextile and trine really help because a Scorpion Moon by itself would have not helped a sour disposition AT ALL since Scorpio is the sign that pretty much will admit that they just don't like people. I happen to be engaged to a Scorpio who actually is a people person and the more people, the better, but he is an exception to the rule. Most Scorpio's (in secret) will tell you that they think people are "stupid." Scorpio is just NOT a people person. A lot of people just might need to drink heavily in order to snap themselves out of a sour disposition that the Sun square Saturn will sprinkle over us. Those of you with your birth dates surrounding this transit will have this aspect show up in your 2017 Solar Return. That means you are really going to have to watch this 'sour disposition' because this aspect just can't seem to find the silver lining. It doesn't matter what anyone says, this aspect will "Yeah but..." anything with a counter position. The birth dates who will have this aspect show up in their 2017 Solar Return will be birth dates from March 11 until March 22.

This aspect will cause you to reject everything before it rejects you. And since it is showing up as a transiting aspect for all us today, then our first response will likely be "no" before we would dare say "yes". Those with this aspect showing up in the Solar Return will find themselves saying a whole lot of "No" over this next year unless of course you remember to snap yourself out of it and straighten up your face. The resting face alone on this aspect is just awful. Remember, Astrology allows for your free will, so if you want to, you will catch yourself looking sour and snap out of it. How about carrying a lemon around with you, putting a lemon on your desk or drink lemon water. Do whatever it takes to remind yourself to snap out of being a 'sourpuss'.

The first aspect to the Moon will be halfway through its entire 'orb of influence' before most of us even wake up and stretch. Remember, the lunar aspects have an 'orb of influence' of 12-14 hours before and after they are exact. The second aspect to the Moon at 5:56 PM EDT will dictate our emotions the second half of the day. Thank God this aspect is a trine between the Moon (emotions) and the Sun (ego, disposition and personality). The Moon trine the Sun is what makes for an 'easy going' person who is so easy going that nothing gets done. This trine is 'easy come, easy go'. What a perfect lunar aspect to have on a 'party day' where you can cover-up your woes with partying and eating green eggs and ham. This aspect can also make a person a bit too carefree and downright lazy.

Here's a little medical astrology for you. This is also THE BEST time to go to the doctor's office. Remember that folks! The Moon always trines the Sun once a month, which makes it a great doctor day. The Sun is the 'Giver of Life' and the Moon is the caretaker, nurturer and mother. So the Moon trine the Sun signifies Good health, power and strong recuperative abilities. The next Moon trine the Sun is on Wednesday, April 5, 2017 when the Moon is also in Leo, which is the sign of the 'Giver of Life' because it is naturally ruled by the Sun. Have a Happy St. Patrick's Day, watch your disposition and wipe that sourpuss off your face. Ewwwwwww!

[ back to top ]

Treat Yourself S-P-E-C-I-A-L™ Home Study Yourself e-Course™ "Whatever you should be doing with your Life, you've been doing it your whole Life." - (Dr. Loretta Standley)

IMPORTANT

**This horoscope is no substitute for a prescription or medical advice. This horoscope is for entertainment purposes only.

DISCLAIMER