Osda Sunalei [Good Morning in Cherokee]
My air conditioning is perfect-a-mundo now. Yippee! Things ended up getting progressively worse yesterday as all my electric blew and my internet went out for a few hours. YES, I paid my bill. It ended up being the main breaker outside on my meter that was fried. I had been running on half electrical juice for God knows how long. How exciting that I am now running full juice! It will be interesting to see how this manifests on a physical level being that I depend on electricity for my entire career. And I do have Uranus, which rules electricity and technology in my 2nd house of money, which is another reason why I deliberately use electricity and technology in this 2nd house. Thank God it trines (easy and effortless) my 10th house of career. Oh yeah baby, I use that electricity and technology for my career but just as Uranus so often does . . it brings sudden changes in the blink of an eye.
And speaking of electricity, "Astrological Edison" (below) was sent to me by my friend "H" (Henrietta) the Virgo out in Los Angeles, California. It was just way too accurate and funny so I had to share it with you. And HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO RENEE, my Leo friend and hip-hop dancer out in San Diego, California!
How many members of your astrological sign does it take to change a light bulb?
Aries: Just one. You want to make something of it?
Taurus: One, but just "try" to convince them that the burned-out bulb is useless and should be thrown away.
Gemini: Two, but the job never gets done - they just keep arguing about who is supposed to do it and how it's supposed to be done!
Cancer: Just one. But it takes a therapist three years to help them through the grief process.
Leo: Leos don't change light bulbs, although sometimes their agent will get a Virgo to do the job for them while they're out.
Virgo: Approximately 1.0000000 with an error of +/- 1 millionth.
Libra: Er, two. Or maybe one. No - on second thought, make that two. Is that okay with you?
Scorpio: That information is strictly secret and shared only with the Enlightened Ones in the Star Chamber of the Ancient Hierarchical Order.
Sagittarius: The sun is shining, the day is young and we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid light bulb?
Capricorn: I don't waste my time with these childish jokes!
Aquarius: Well, you have to remember that everything is energy, so...
Pisces: Lightbulb? What lightbulb?
"Now get out there, go place yourself UP!
and practice being you."
-- Dr. Loretta Standley
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Denadagohvyu ['Until we meet again' in Cherokee]
A bazillion blessings~ Dr. Loretta Standley
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